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Re: 🎲 Pick-Up Lines 🎲

heyyy haha bist du schnee 2026 cause you're STUCK in my hair, in my head
and no matter how hardly i want it - I COULDNT GET RID OFF YOU YET
the way you lay yourself onto my body, you NEVER stop making me wet
its been fucking weeks and you simply WONT MELT 

(crashing out)

the only thing that melts is my heart
do I feel anger, or joy? I REALLY can't tell
I just know you're making all my cheecks go red
Cause I'm fucking freezing
And because your smoothness makes me slip
(and fall onto my ass)

(I actually fell because of you several times already, it hurt and I was very afraid of possibly breaking my bones)

Yes, dear schnee 2026
I'm falling onto you
Dear schnee 2026
I think I'm falling for you
Dear schnee 2026
I'll tell my kids about you
Dear schnee 2026
You're truly different (than all the others)
And honestly, you make me more tired too


But I find you so pretty
Amazed by your icecold rizz
Nonchalant in your presence
You're TRULY making me sick

Dear schnee 2026 I think you might break my bones - but don't break my heart
Your smoothness is out of this world
I'm afraid I don't have a choice
I have to take the risk

Of falling again (onto you)

Oh, my Iceprincess,
I think I will slip
and fall again
(for you)

___
meine finger sind beim tippen ausgerutscht sorry nochmal
das zählt schon noch als line find ich 

Re: 🎲 Pick-Up Lines 🎲

hey praline, brauchst du ne füllung?

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Wieder aktiver? LONG TIME NO SEE.

@Rune: THANK YOU.

Re: 🎲 Pick-Up Lines 🎲

Küss mich, wenn ich falsch liege, aber Dinosaurier gibt es doch noch, oder?

Oder ETWAS gewagter:
Kannst du schwimmen? Ich würde dich nämlich gerne ins Becken stoßen. xDDD
(I'm sorry, mein Humor ist kaputt lol)

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Re: 🎲 Pick-Up Lines 🎲

Hinweis: Ihr dürft so viele Sprüche posten, wie ihr wollt (bzw. zusammenreimen könnt lol).

Yes, I'm living for this rn.